Because I am lazy. And tired. Here is more reading for you to do:
9) "The Sushisexuals" --on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, dating (@nerve.com)
I've not read it all but I trust Riese entirely. Plus Sushisexuals could totally be related to the soulclap. You know, if you thought the soulclap was an std. And considered some other stuff that I wont mention because I know you're eating.
And as if that wasn't enough. I could totally be the girl the author wrote about in the second paragraph:
The girl was from Queens, a short, pale, pretty thing with fierce black eyes and a gap between her front teeth.
My eyes are totally fierce, no?
Joey Rubin has also reminded me to add Stuff White People Like to the links. Thanks.
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