kenneth ellen parcell: all time greatest moments

(1) becoming Poker King and taking on Jack Donaghy like a pro

Jack: "The Italians have a saying, Lemon: 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer' and though they've never won a war or mass produced a decent car, in this area they are correct. In five years we'll all either be working for him ... or be dead by his hand."

(2) dispensing words of wisdom :"My mother always told me that, even when things seem bad, there's someone else who's having a worse day. Like being stung by a bee, or getting a splinter, or being chained to the wall in someone's sex dungeon"

(3) Showing the writers that he made it with Cerie and he's got her underwear to prove it



(4) shaking ass with mariah