husband of the week ending April 18

Drum roll please...






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the






one






and






only






.....

Scott Miller - one time Olympic champion, current (alleged) drug tycoon. Scott Miller was all mine when I was 12 but now I pass the torch on to you, Fellatio. She's used to my sloppy seconds after all those years with OragamiBoy.


OragamiBoy reminds me of Chicken Teriyaki Boy. Hands down the second greatest Curb Your Enthusiasm episode ever (after the ski lift and stolen mobile phone). In other news, I can't wait for Larry David in Woody Allen's next film. I nominate Larry David for Munchi Juice's next husband of the week.


Happy Beijing Olympics.