he's like Santa — only gayer and cuter...

and without the bad outfit.

a few reasons why Carson was awesome on BB tonight.
a list.

— they way he said Brigitte's manky hair freaked him out
— the flirting with Kermit-green suit jacket
— the Botox across his forehead and collagen holding up his lips
— the way he called Ben "just a little baby, just a little nipper" in an Australian accent
— that bum look in the mirror
— his flirting with Rory, though that was almost vomit worthy
— his love of Renee

Speaking of stylings on BB... for someone that plucks her (and everyone else's) eyebrows all day, she has the world's worst (eyebrows). I should know, a stranger on the street said I had a terrific pair today.