maybe it's the IT chick

There is a Little Prince among us.

Not the soulclap us. And not this Little Prince from Saint-Exupery:

But this one:

Okay, so I work with a Moira/Max. She'll He'll just always be Little Prince to me.

What do I mean? I guess I should be specific. I mean, I don't work with a man that used to be a woman. Or even someone transitioning and on mega amounts of T (well, not that I'm aware of).

However, I do work with a woman that pees like a man. Standing up. Her weight distributed only on her feet. Her back facing the door.

Every day I walk into the bathroom, sometimes it's once, other hyperhydration days it's thrice, and always, I find a toilet seat upstanding as though the last user has just jumped out of the car from Skokie to pee. And it's not the cleaners, they only come Wednesday and Friday. I know because the wife ALWAYS leaves us cookies and there are only ever cookies on Thursdays and Mondays.

So even if you do pee like a man, knowing that you are in a women's toilet, you'd think that you'd put the freaking toilet seat down. Wouldn't you?

And are there women that actually pee standing up all the time? Can't you sit if you're in public?

Or is there just someone playing with me? I don't get it.

So if you are a women that pees standing up, tell me, is this normal behaviour?