overheard on the 7.32 am today

"Oh my god, Sam won the Biggest Loser."
"I know, did you see how hot he is now?"
"Sooo HOT! I'd do him, you know, even though he used to be a fattie."
"Yea, you'd totally forgive him for being fat for all those years. So hot."

Did you hear that? Sam, the Biggest Loser's winner, is sooo hot (right now).

But yes, my favourite part of that conversation between two high school girls ('m guessing, year nine – and yes, that conversation was legit) is the line about forgiveness.

I totally forgive you for once being a fattie Elvis. Can we have sex now?

Wrong? Whatever.


Anyway. Because I am feeling rather generous and he is on a roll (not of fat, mind you), Sam takes home the trophy for the Fellatio V's Husband of the Week Ending Today award.

Well done to both of you. To Sam for beating out Kirsten (who had the grotesque manly muscles on last night) and winning a heap of cash. And to Fellatio V for being so forgiving.

You ought to be congratulated.