JACKPOT!!!! Capricorn Raspberry Liquorice is BACK FROM THE DEAD

for anyone who has ever eaten the heinous plasticated strips of red sewage they sell as "red liquorice" at coles, or who think that red twizzlers can be classified as food, please head to your nearest safeway IMMEDIATELY and buy yourself a bag of capricorn raspberry liquorice. buy two bags, because you never know when some evil corporate supermarket behemoth (ahem, coles) will stop stocking it in favour of their own evil corporate supermarket brand of crap crap crap.

thank you safeway, i love you more than i can express.